Looking for a girlfriend. Any questions?

It might surprise some of you, and those who really know me it should not be a surprise. Surprise may not be because I am looking for girlfriend, but for saying so. I believe almost every man does look for girlfriends. Even if they are married and have kids. It is very rare some one may not want one. (they might have very good memory of some tragic event). Problem is most people are not allowed to say it, and some are afraid to say.

Well, lucky me. I am not afraid to say it, and also I even got permission to say it. Yes, permission to have a girlfriend given by my wife. (she is very kind, or may be confident that I will never find one). I think this is the biggest hurdle men face in expressing their thoughts on the subject.

Now, why do I need a girlfriend?

You might already know that I have decided to live for more than 120 years. So another 9 decades to go. Who knows I may extend it to 12 decades. After some years your spouse will become almost same as you, habits interchange and know each other completely. In a way you two become one. It may sound romantic, but it is real. You will not feel them as different person.

In life we always need some thing to do. Some people do jobs, and some like be struggle with some crazy business plans. Anyway we are here to enjoy life. You do what ever that gives you enjoyment. We don’t do lot of travel, and I can not do more business at once (no one suggests it, and hard). But (I think) I can do some thing in this space.

Till now I had only two girlfriends. One is a happy mother in some other continent( hi dear, how are you?), and other one is beside me. Some of you may say 2 is more than enough. May be. Life is a journey. And they are our travel companions. First journey was much shorter and second is long enough to be habituated to. You know what I mean. Total it is around 14 years. But 14 years in 120+ life is too short. What do you say? still not convinced? You are crazy.

So why am I posting all this here?

I don’t have many friends. I don’t do job(like in other big companies), I am married, I don’t go to many parties, I don’t travel, never started a conversation offline with a girl, never proposed anything, never got proposed 🙂 (how many of you got proposed btw? In India this should be <10% I think). Considering all this, what other option I got to let the world know that I am still looking and available? So that is why I am posting here.

Those of you boys still not married and looking for girlfriend, sorry guys. What to do. We have to compete. Life is a struggle.

This is like a new job search. I have to decide what I need, apply, get rejected, try again and again. Lets see how it goes.

It is easy when you are single. Now it is somewhat complicated. I have to figure out what I need, why I need. I have to be clear with the other person too on this. What are the rules? and what are the ‘what if’ cases. etc. I will publish some of them as I continue through this journey.

You might be having lot of questions, please send them to in email, messages etc. I will anonymize the question and will answer them. May be the question will help me, or you or some other people. Don’t hesitate to ask.

Looking forward to your questions….

Mission 2100 A.D

From the recent studies and the information I got from my brother  it seems that our body is like a car or a bike. Even though we buy them for 5 years or max 10 years, some people use them for 50+ years through regular maintenance and keeping it in good condition.

So I have also decided to maintain my car(i.m.  my body). Based on the knowledge I have till now, it is easily possible that we can celebrate 120th birthday easily. So my mission is 2100 A.D.

You may ask, why do I want to live that long? That’s because there is so much to do and I am not having enough time. Even 120 is not enough. But that is what you can get with enough maintenance. It is certainly possible to go for 200 years also. May be I will revise it as new medical research becomes available to users like me.

That means I have 86 years to go. So guys, here is what you can do to help me(if you want to help).

  • Don’t offer me sweets. Don’t buy any for me.
  • Don’t offer me any fried items to eat.
  • Don’t question what ever tablets I take unless you have studied more than me about it.
  • Don’t cause me stress(that is rare anyway, it is mostly me who causes stress on others… 😉 )
  • Don’t give me the eye when I start acting like a child.
  • Don’t expect me to cry when you die. 😉

I have one advantage I think. I don’t remember useless things. So always I can feel young without the burden of all the memories.

Note *: “i.m.” means I mean. Actually I invented it. Why to use i.e(“id est” in Latin and means”that is” )? when we can use English words itself?. Through my blog I will be introducing more English words so bare with me. Those who like this idea or dislike share your views.